Monthly Archives: June 2010

Roxanne Roxanne

My dream in life is to be a VH-1 talking head.  It’s a tall order, I know.  In order to fulfill this dream, I will have to work at being much pithier, more clever, probably I’ll have to spend more time … Continue reading

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Iccch…

Have you ever had a moment when you were listening to a real hot song, dancing around your kitchen, thinking ‘I am hot, my face is fly, my hair is fly, my body is ba…angin’, my moves is right!’ and … Continue reading

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Fifa 2010 World Cup (of Handsome)

There’s this girl called Rachael and she is the elder of my two younger sisters.  Though I beleive that she is a Vancouverite at heart, she has moved herself to Toronto and consequently, we communicate via text message only.  She manages … Continue reading

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American Sportswear’s First Lady

There are many girls whose careers in fashion have turned them into icons- Diana Vreeland, Anna Piaggi, Isabella Blow, Edith Head.  More on them later.  There’s this one girl who deserves to be counted amongst those names but isn’t just yet.  Her … Continue reading

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Conclusions Arrived at After 3 Too Many Glasses of Wine

1- Pants are a waste of time.  I wear them only to hide my cellulite and to be decent.  If I had no cellulite and no sense of decency, I would go all Fergie- you know Fergie?  That girl from … Continue reading

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Flow it. Show it.

There’s this girl named Andie and she cuts my hair every 6-12 weeks.  Her salon, Bangs, is right across from the Kingsgate mall which is only a ten minute walk from my home so, y’know, I can get my hair … Continue reading

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Mr. Personality

When I think about the 1990’s, I don’t waste much time on grunge, electronica or alternative.  What I think about is top 40 pop from the first six years of the decade- the mixtapes I made by recording songs off the radio, Boyz II Men, … Continue reading

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