Monthly Archives: August 2010

Ever since the day she put my heart in motion…

This one here’s for all the ladies between the ages of 26 and 35 who grew up going to church and/or listening to Z95.3.  I just heard someone on TV say ‘I’ve got my hopes set high’ and I immediately … Continue reading

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5 things that hipster boys do that might be ‘cool’ but aren’t ‘attractive’

So the last few blurghs I’ve posted have been all about memememe.  Because there’s nothing I love more than to talk about (Miss Piggy voice required for this part) moi.  I’ve never met anyone who fascinates me more than me and … Continue reading

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I’m everything I wish I could be

I’ve been thinking about this girl you may have heard of, Bette Midler.  Not in serious ways.  Just in light, casual ways.  Like, how I hate the song ‘The Rose’ but love ‘From A Distance’ and how I should rent … Continue reading

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I Promise You A Rose Garden

So, on a Thursday night, I’m sitting on my couch listening to this girl, Lynn Anderson, sing (I Never Promised You A) Rose Garden.  My husband is sitting outside smoking his pipe.  And it’s hot.   And although I cut my hair … Continue reading

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I think I’m falling in for the girl on TV

There’s this girl that I see, oh I dunno, once a week called Penelope Garcia and sometimes I get massively creeped out by how her co-worker, Derek Morgan talks to her.  That is, when I’m not getting hugely turned on … Continue reading

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How we do come summertime

And after a brief hiatus, this girl returns, stoked like a fire, ready to write. That right there is fashion columnist and summer me’s permanent inspiration, Diana Vreeland.    Let me tell you about summer me.  I live in the rain city, … Continue reading

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