Monthly Archives: September 2010

The girls you want to be, the boys you want to date, part two

This girl right there used to always say she wanted Ralph Nader’s sexy, sexy brain lodged in the molto bene body of Usher Raymond.  That’s an understatement of course.  What I really always wanted was the brain of Ralph Nader … Continue reading

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The girls you want to be, the boys you want to date, part one

I once got a little too drunk and then stayed up a little too late and then watched a few too many infomercials on television.  I was home alone and feeling sorry for myself for being home alone.  So, y’know how … Continue reading

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